IIN as a concept has been picked up by the Twitter Trolls intellectuals big time. There was a time when even I compiled a list of some known people, from various walks of life, who in all probability honed their skills from some or the other IIN institute. As the tweet got quite a good response, I thought that if I ever had a blog, I’d definitely elaborate the list (not only of IIN students but possible Management people and faculty members) of the IIN. So, here’s my blog and here’s the list.
Where would it be located?
Right next to Arindam Chaudhary’s IIPM. I am sure there cannot be a better place for IIN than that. Chaudhary is such a daring person. After all, he’s been daring students to do what he himself couldn’t do in his life – get into an IIM.
Possible Chancellor/ Vice Chancellor
Azam Khan: The lord of Azamgarh is far more creative than the world thinks he is. James Cameron played God while creating Avatar, right? Our Khan Sahab, has much much more creativity than him. He can not only create an entire university on papers but can also get himself crowned as its chancellor. He can get buffalos delivered to his doorsteps all the way from Punjab. Once some lunatic crashed into his house and stole 3 of his prized buffalos. Khan Sahab made UP Police find those 3 buffalos thrice in next few months. So now you know he’s a resourceful man and thus apt for heading IIN.
Leela Samson: She was once Priyanka Gandhi’s dance teacher. Then she did something. Then something happened to her. What exactly? Well, it’s like Lord Voldermort. It’s all there but we can’t call it y its name. Recently we saw her heading CBFC. Isn’t that enough to prove her qualifications.
Arvind Kejriwal: Be it a dharma or an agitation, a movement or a government, this guy likes to head everything. He wants to be the person ‘In-charge’. He always knows what’s right, he knows who’s right and he is extremely quick at getting ‘internal checks’ done and declaring people not corrupt fit. You know the kind of work a Chancellor/VC is supposed to do, right? I bet, AK is the man!
Proctorial Team:
Raghu: This as**hole from Roadies got his back fu*ked like a zillion times. So basically it is he is tamper proof. He cares about big coc*ks. Err… I mean he cares about youth. He’s been mentoring them on TV for over 10 years. He knows how to handle students, right?
Ayyub Rana: She knows what is right. And she knows she’s always right. She’s good at spoken English and her knowledge of English cuss words is unparallel. She looks down at almost every person and is very quick to blame people. I am sure, she’d one of the best proctors of the IIN university. The hatred fear in minds of students will be second to none other than hatred fear of Bhaqts.
Ravish Kumar: He can speak for 500 seconds at a speed of 210 words/min. All of this in a single breath. Isn’t that exactly what proctors are supposed to do? Yell at students and beat the nationality shit out of Bhaqts students. He’d be good. Trust me.
Head of Deaprtment(s) and Faculty Members
Faculty of Arts – Digvijay Singh
He’s good at talking. Good at talking rubbish, to be precise. Only he can head the department where all the good-for-nothing backbenchers end up.
Faculty of Life Sciences – Subrimanyan Swany
This guy knows a lot about biology. He knows that ‘homosexuality’ is a genetic disorder that needs to be cure. He has his fantastic stories theories about non-vegetarian diet making you a morally weaker being. I am sure he’d kickstart the much needed R&D work in life-sciences with his creative thoughts.
Faculty of Mathematics – Rahul Gandhi
He’s the one who added new dimensions to the Fractions. 2 में से 3 आदमी! God!! Did you ever think of what’s there, what’s obvious? He’s the one.
Faculty of Sciences (Physics and Chemistry) – Mulayam Singh Yadav
Netaji made his nomination rather easy. He’s the one who brought people of different polarity (Nitiesh and Lalu) together under one roof. He tied Devegawda (is this the right spelling? Why bother about name’s spelling when nobody bothers about the man? ), Sharad, Lalu, Mulayam, other seasonal insects and parasites with ionic bonds.
Department of Education – Sagarika Ghosh
She is a very fine lady. She gets driven around in metro cities but knows everything about the entire nation. She goes clubbing, sips finest wines in 5 stars but also bows down 5 times a day. She commits grammatical errors in her tweets but is always there to educate others. She’s determined and motivated for the cause of upliftment of Bhaqts (but not at the cost of precious Muslims minorities)
Department of Physical Education – Arnab Goswami
Yes him. Yes the guy who sits in his cozy chair and yells at everyone for hours. Guess, why?…… This guy makes people to run from pillar to post. What for? For a string of 10 straight seconds to make their point. Can you imagine if he can make people run just to articulate themselves, what will he do when it comes to their physical well-being?
Department of Moral Sciences – Rajdeep Sardesai, Barkha Dutt, Kavita Krishnan, Sanjay Jha, Digvijay Singh, Jairam Ramesh, Mahesh Bhatt, Dia Mirza, Shruti Seth, Alka Lamba, Aushutosh and 346,239 other possible names. I don’t have to list their qualities here. There aren’t enough words and GBs/TBs of memory to do that. Let’s, chuck it!
Students
What is a university/institute without its students? Here’s a combined list of IIN Alumni and present students studying at IIN. This list also tells the field that a student/alumnus
Alumni/Students in the field of performing arts:
- Sajid Khan (IIN’s 1st student of performing arts) – Movie Making/Judging/Writing/Living
- Anu Malik (IIN’s 2nd student) – Singing(Gold Medalist)/ Music Composition
- Pritam – Music
- Himesh Reshamiya – Acting/Singing/Music/Judging/Film Making
- Sonam Kapoor – Acting
- Rakhi Sawant – Acting
- Uday Chopra – Acting
- Karan Johar – Acting
- Abhishek Bachchan – Acting
- Mika Singh – Singing
- Honey Singh – Singing
Alumni/Students in the field of Literature/Journalism:
- Chetan Bhagat – Writing/Commenting
- Shobha De – Writing/Women Empowerment
- Rajdeeep Sardesai – News Creator/Manipulator
- Sagarika Ghosh – Do
- Barkha Dutt – Do
- Ayubb Rana – Do
Alumni/Students in the field of Politics
- Rahul Gandhi
- Arvind Kejriwal
- Dr Kumar Vishwas
- Ashutosh
- Attorney Somnath Bharti
Alumni/Students enrolled in IIN but yet to choose their electives:
- Shruti Seth
- Dia Mirza
- Rahul Yadav
- Bilawal Bhutto
- Omar Abdullah
- Jacky Bhagnani
- Sir Ravindra Jadeja
- Virendra Singh (Jockey Boxer)
That’s about it. For now, at least. Hope you like the compilation. Feel free to suggest more names. Looking forward to your suggestions.
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